This question is a classic test of deductive reasoning: given the premises 'All men are chairs' and 'John Doe is a man,' we must determine what follows purely by logical structure, treating the premises as true for the sake of the argument, however absurd they may sound in reality. This follows the pattern of a categorical syllogism: All A are B; C is A; therefore C is B.
Applying strict deduction to the two given premises, without introducing outside real-world assumptions, the only conclusion that follows is that John Doe belongs to the category 'chairs.'
Therefore, the correct answer is John Doe is a chair.
This question can be settled with formal symbolic logic. Writing 'All men are chairs' as \( \forall x \, (\text{Man}(x) \rightarrow \text{Chair}(x)) \) and 'John Doe is a man' as \( \text{Man}(\text{John Doe}) \), universal instantiation lets us substitute John Doe for \( x \) to get \( \text{Man}(\text{John Doe}) \rightarrow \text{Chair}(\text{John Doe}) \). Combined with the second premise, modus ponens then delivers \( \text{Chair}(\text{John Doe}) \) directly, with no room for outside assumptions about what men or chairs actually are.
Applying universal instantiation and modus ponens strictly to the two given formulas leaves only one derivable conclusion.
Therefore, the correct answer is John Doe is a chair.